i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Well I consider my vagina a dear friend. She treats me good I treat her good. We work together. Glad we could be of service.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
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