I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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