ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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