Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Dude. Where are you? There's a hot chick drunkenly dancing on the bar and aggressively taking shots to Pink songs. She looks like she needs a rebound. Get. Here. Now.
FUCK NYC TRAFFIC.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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