i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
someone get that fucking seahorse.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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