You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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