I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
Say something about gay babies.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Currently bleeding through my leggings. Not good. Not good at all.
Hospital.
I am invincible.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Randomize
