I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
She refers to my dick as princess Sarah... oddly I'm okay with that.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I made the last cup in beer pong off the dude's hat. I also faintly remember rapping Forever by Drake during said game.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Randomize
