Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Dude, I fucked her last night with nothing but my bandana on. Like straight Indian chief style.
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
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