I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
good news. it is gonna rain tomorrow so now I don't have to pay to clean the puke off the side of your car.
Why are you covered in frosting?
Friend's birthday situation turned into enlightened cake orgy.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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