Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
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