I'm laying in your front yard are you home
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
So there is this guy preaching the word of God outside our club. I went up to him and said, "God made this body, and he made it for premarital sex." Sup, Hell?
She was drinking straight whiskey out of her peacock shaped vase again.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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