it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
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