She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I just had to MC for a middle school event with jizz on my dress. I'm going to hell.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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