CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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