At a place where you lie naked on a big pile of pillows and they feed you lobster. You eat it with your bare hands.
hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
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