she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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