glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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