you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
Did you put 9lbs of birdseed all over my car?
You weighed it?
he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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