"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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