Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(661): View more from California

Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.

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(630): View more from Illinois

I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...

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(703): View more from Virginia

He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again

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(614): View more from Ohio

Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you

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Weird flex but ok.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology

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