just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
You handed me a red solo cup filled with vodka and Bacon. You called it the salty Russian.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
Is there a reason there's a dick print on my seventh-story window?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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