I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I'm just crazy horny about you
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
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