So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Slow dancing with the chandelier.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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