I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
You know it's really hard to draft fantasy football players in a crowded bar when I have a raging hard on
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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