My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
Update on my sex life: my calves are sore from masturbating too much. It's a thing. Look it up.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My feet surprised me
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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