i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
So much rum. So many feels.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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