Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
I just got into the cab. It smells like weed and the driver looks like someone who may or may not be really talented at playing the saxophone. He also asked me my thoughts on porn when I told him I'm an actor. I might not make it home.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
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