So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
He was walking around and kept offering the neighbors flamingo lawn ornaments shots of vodka.
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