I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
The idiot babysitter thought my dildo was a teething toy and gave it to our child.
Did you put it in the freezer again?
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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