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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir

  (952): View more from Minnesota

  details?

  (920): View more from Wisconsin

  alcohol + bed + penis = sex

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• (831): View more from California

  i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..

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• (339): View more from Massachusetts

  I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"

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• (757): View more from Virginia

  Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor

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• (224): View more from Illinois

  I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable

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• (818): View more from California

  I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.

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  I look forward to it

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• (239): View more from Florida

  I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.

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• (907): View more from Alaska

  Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.

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