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• (734): View more from Michigan

  ; Think of how many worthless people would b non existant if there was no liquor so their parents never hooked up

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• (217): View more from Illinois

  I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?

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  haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.

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  ... oops

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• (214): View more from Texas

  She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.

  (518): View more from New York

  I am in love with you.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!

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• (818): View more from California

  You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.

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• (310): View more from California

  My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.

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