is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I'm two shots in and wandering around Barnes and Noble with $58 in singles.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Remember how we use to say "this will be the year I'll get my shit together!" And like we stopped doing that because we know that isn't happening anytime soon.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
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