What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
