The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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