Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
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