I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
Is it bad of me to apply as a night shift counselor at a boys orphanage purely because of how laid that would get me at bars?
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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