i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Randomize
