Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
Randomize
