On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
It's probably because the lack of alcohol in your stomach. Alcohol kills bacteria. I am a doctor. Trust me
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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