The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I deserve this hangover.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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