Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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