i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
The girl at the liquor store remembered me as "the girl who pays in hundreds" so she didn't ID me
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