On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
My face feels like a midget just gave birth to quintuplets
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
Randomize
