DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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