Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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