So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
I slept walked to the toilet and woke up pooping. Easily one of the most disorienting events of my life.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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