I love black thongs
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
You were scared that your teeth were shrinking so you stuck your fist in your mouth. then you were convinced your hand was growing cuz it got stuck so yu started crying
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
