i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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