Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
Frozen pudding on a popsicle stick. Bill Cosby would be so proud of drunk me.
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
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